I am doing a report on psychology, and while I was trying to find rewards of the occupation, here is what I found:

10: Most people believe that you know something

9: And for those who don't believe, you can label them "antisocial."

8: You use jargon that few understand, including other psychologists.

7: You can invent phobias.

6: You get to continually answer the question, "Can you read minds?"

5: You are associated with a couch.

4: You get to hear everyone's dreams at a party.

3: You're the only one who knows what's in those inkblots.

2: You will continually hear, "Are you a real doctor?"

1: It sure beats being a proctologist!

I thought that this list was pretty humorous.